PORT RICHEY, FL – Too broke to start a new bank account? By all means, do not try what Steve Coley, Jr. allegedly did.
Police say Coley walked into a Bank of America in Port Richey, Fla. to make his first deposit. However, he didn’t have the required $25.
An hour later, officers say Coley returned to the bank, but this time he wanted to make a withdrawal of the illegal variety.
Remember, this genius had just shown his ID to open an account, so the tellers knew exactly who he was. Coley didn’t have a very good getaway planned either. Police say they spotted him walking down the street, counting money.
Officers arrested Coley and made a deposit of their own: our Dumbass of the Day in the Pasco County Jail.